performing ferrets

These pages are about the Performing Ferrets, originally from Maidstone, Kent (England). On this site, you'll find the detritus of their appalling fact, everything you never wanted to know about this band.

Who could forget such classic hits as "Brow Beaten", "Develop That River" and whatever that other song was called. Who didn't rush down the Longplayer to buy the single.... the album..... those funny little badges Coich used to make? Spend long nights at the Bin dreaming of low down Mississippi women?

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